The Guy

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The Guy is the final boss of I Wanna Be The Guy. He killed former Grandfather The Guy to become the new The Guy. It is found out before the fight with him that he is The Kid's father. This is a rather humorous dialogue, but can be skipped by using "s".

[edit] Appearance

TehTeh Guy luks almost xackly lieks Teh Kid, ownlee mutch largah, wif a stern expresshun, adn wif a cigarette in him mouf.

[edit] Combat Analysis

Teh Guy beginz him scratch by jumpin across teh screen adn droppin a grenaeded awn teh flor, causin pilliarz uv fier ta erupt. Aftah a few twothz, him will begin runnin bak adn foarth across mai territory at high speed. Aftah sustainin enough damaeg, him will jump bak ta teh riet sied uv teh screen adn unleash a spread uv giant bulletz, wich teh playah must dodge by climbin teh lef wall. Afterwardz, him will begin Furbalz-Hurlin giant bulletz wun at a tyme at teh playah. Aftah takin moar  damaeg, Teh Guy will jump down ta teh centah uv teh flor adn shoot smallah giant bulletz at teh playah, wich will bounce of teh wallz towardz teh playah. Teh Guy kan nao ownlee b damageded by anglin him shotz off teh wallz bak into him. Aftah bein hit wif four giant bulletz, Teh Guy iz defeateded.

Or iz him...?